"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - A

September 5, 2011

I am with words.

Dear Vendor,

I realize that selling you wares (which, by the way, were not handcrafted as opposed to everyone else's at the arts and crafts festival held in our town this weekend) is how you make a living...

Carry on...


I suggest you be more careful about grabbing on to someone's kid.

Sweetums was only looking at your bracelets.

She didn't want to try one on.

Had you not been quicker, I can assure you that you'd have been drawing back nothin' but a nubbin.

Leaving your grimy handprint on my kid was not cool.



  1. Ok, that was NOT cool!!!! I'll bet you shot him a look of death!

  2. Ugh, are you SERIOUS?? I would have FLIPPED!!!

  3. The smoke that started coming from my nostrils should have been a warning... ;o)

  4. Misogynists hate women; is there a name for people who dislike kids? It's so weird when you run into people like that who automatically think the worst of children. RAWR is right!


Comments also taste good with ketchup. GRIN.