Wipe the bathroom sink... Someone clips their nose hairs.
Scrub the toilet... Someone does the green apple two step.
Degrease the stove top... Someone wants fried egg sandwiches.
Start the dishwasher... Someone sits a dirty glass on the counter.
Clean the kitchen counter... Someone makes Kool-Aid. Red.
Mop the floor... The cat yaks, or someone spills Kool-Aid. Red.
Run the washer... Find someone's dirty white sock behind the couch.
Run the dryer... Find mate to someone's white sock in load of jeans.
Why do I bother?
On the very day I don't...
Someone comes to visit.