"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - A

February 27, 2011

Jimmy Cracked Corn

Went to visit with one of my sisters-in-law yesterday.

The sun was shining and the weather a little warmer...

Perfect day for a drive.

We ate supper at the Cracked Barrel. Misspelled on purpose. ;o)

All was well and good until I found a kernel of corn in my drink.

I wasn't eating corn.

I already drank half before noticing.

And I do care.

Shudder.

February 25, 2011

Trouble


Ray LaMontagne
Too good for an insurance commercial. Even if the doggie is cute. ;o)

February 22, 2011

GACK

Forget running away to join the circus...

I have to worry about Sweetums heading for Arkansas.

Her fascination with The Duggar Family has simply got to stop.

Thoughts of birthing more than one 13 pound baby make me queasy.

February 20, 2011

TMI

Strangers tell me things.

Personal things.

I don't know why.

My sister, Ann, laughs at me because of it all the time.

The lady cutting my hair at the chain beauty salon crossed the line.

She told me she was battling an infection in the nether regions.

Otherwise known as "the fire down below."

VERY unprofessional in my opinion.

I'm thinking of having myself a t-shirt made...

WHATEVER IT IS... I DONT WANT TO KNOW!

Think anyone would take the hint?

February 19, 2011

Ahem

Dear Cousin Cliffy,

It was nice of you to invite us to your grand-daughter's birthday party.

I wish we'd known beforehand that your wife had viral bronchitis.

Sweetums is now ill. SIGH.

Thanks.

P.S. The cake wasn't that good.

February 17, 2011

Fun Times

I'm meeting with a new neurologist this afternoon.

I'm a wee bit nervous.

Neurologists are not my favorite people.

I once met with one that told me he had no idea what was "wrong" with me, but he could always do an autopsy to find out. EEK.

Shudder.

February 16, 2011

Redesign

I think I was due a change...

The cute lil kitties had to go.

People were mistaking me for sweet.

February 14, 2011

Sweetums on DQ Blizzard Treats

"This is so good that it's wrong."

For the record, her favorite flavor is raspberry truffle. ;o)

Happy Valentine's Day!

February 10, 2011

February 4, 2011

Oh no he dih'unt...

Last night, Captain Chaos called me a brunette.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a brunette.
If you happen to be one.
I am not.
My hair is an odd shade of dark red.
Not brown.
Not "brown with a reddish tint".
(Known as pee-burnt brown where we come from)
Next month is our 16th wedding anniversary.
You'd think he would know what color my hair is by now.
Grumble.